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Answer to: "Those Pearl Izumi gloves look great & I'd like to get"

Pearl Izumi Select Gel Gloves

January 20, 2011

Had I been around back then I would have suggested cutting off the tag and hoping Hubby simply thought they were "handcrafted in Venice"...

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Crazy Italians.

Sidi Techno 2 Buckle

Rating for this product: 5 January 20, 2011

They come up with some amazing ideas, don't they?
(We'll graciously overlook the L - shaped cranks from the 1980s.)

My own pair of Sidis (which features TWO of these wonderful adjustments!) has a crazy worm gear tensioner in the sole. I've worked it one way and the other and as far as I can tell it's completely useless. I think the idea was to fool idiot Americans into thinking it was functional so we'd fork over the extra $50 or whatever.

My shoes were a gift to me, thrown into a package which included a beautiful royal blue Pinarello Vuelta with an accompanying extra Chorus cluster and chain, all for the astonishingly absurd amount of $600. As good as the shoes felt/worked right away and have ever since I'd say I robbed Dick Fisher blind, except that the price was his idea.
Thank you again, sir.

Oh, right. The review.
"Jesus, $37?"
Oh, but it's "fine Corinthian plastic!"

Whaddya gonna do, spend $300 on a new shoe? Pay the man and let's get out of here.

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