My Blummis Lives Over the Ocean

Columbia Titanium Ice Dragon ll  Winter Boot - Men's

Columbia Titanium Ice Dragon ll Winter Boot - Men's

Rating for this product: 5 December 10, 2008

Once there was a flesticle
Who lived in Tennessee
He burped and danced his chesticle
Then bought these boots for me!
Burma Shave!

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Nov shmoz ka pop of the Glove World

The North Face Montana Glove - Men's

The North Face Montana Glove - Men's

Rating for this product: 5 December 9, 2008

In the traveling zip-can of the Universe, My Northface Montana Gloves have danced beneath the diamond skies and walla walla woo.

When the Manticore returns, who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men? The Shadow do.

Vuntz I had a Kendy Store
Bizniss va so bad
I asked mein vife vat to do
and dis is vat she said:
take yourself some kerosene
Pour it on de floor.
Take a match, give a scratch,
No more kendy store, HEY!

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