Transform 2 X-treme: A Dilemma

The North Face ST Transformer Jacket - Men's

The North Face ST Transformer Jacket - Men's

Rating for this product: 5 October 12, 2010

Essentially putting on North Face Steep-Tech Gear is like Frodo putting on the ring...it's a gamechanger, you'll get powers and others are gonna be jealous be-atchiz. The pockets, buckles, zippers, and various do-hickies lets others know that you are a powder pimp ready to take it deep and drop your meat bomb over any cliff. But be warned, where X-tremeness dwells so follows the forces of darkness: jealousy, anger, and girls with low self-esteem............YOU'VE BEEN WARNED,USE YOUR NEW POWERS WISELY!!!!!!!!! Hint:(the pocket on the left shoulder is perfect for holding 3 Magnum brand condoms)

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Disco Eskimo

The North Face Steep Tech Down Apogee Snorkel Jacket - Men's

The North Face Steep Tech Down Apogee Snorkel Jacket - Men's

Rating for this product: 5 June 2, 2008

Another Slam Dunk by Team Steep Tech. I was partying my A** off at BlackJacks in Whistler, drinking Whiskey Sours and Brain Hemmorages and I passed out in a snowbank trying to find the hotel...let me tell you, besides the frostbite on my toes I was fine...and the vomit came right off with a napkin from Taco Bell. This Jacket is bomber warm in addition to striking a nice balance between Eskimo and Euro-trash styling. Leave it to North Face to make gear that can hold up to my X-treme lifestyle.

Nailed It? 11 Yes

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Serious Extreme

The North Face Agency Jacket - Men's

The North Face Agency Jacket - Men's

Rating for this product: 5 January 31, 2008

First off gotta say I love the Edward Scissorshands meets Canadian Mountain Holidays styling. This jacket is amazingly durable, exampled by the time I was in Jackson Hole and I showed all those snobby locals my mad skills with a Rodeo Daffy Crotchgrab off of Corbets and I hit the rocks mid-crotchgrab...me: 3 broken ribs, broken nose and shattered humerus, Steep Tech: couple of scuffs and a broken buckle. My only complaint was having to ride the lift at Park City with Tom Cruise who was also in a Black Agency, what a tool....Overall, Great jacket for cruising the cobblestone in Whistler or rocking the Pipe at Alpine Valley Ohio.

Nailed It? 5 Yes

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