Picture yourself lounging in a hammock after a tenth of a mile hike, you are dead tired and can’t lift your arm to eat your gallon can of chilly with a regular spoon. Your are surrounded by squirrels and you notice a wild boar munching on apples, that have recently fallen off of an apple tree, not too far off to your left. As you barely manage survival whilst you attempt to eat chilly, suddenly, the boar transforms into a celestial valkyrie that slowly migrates towards you. As you lay in your hammock dumbstruck fear comes over you and wish to flee but then realize you are paralyzed from your agonizing trek. The Valkyrie takes the spoon that you had been trying to eat the chilly with, and transforms it into the Stoic Spork. She then begins to feed you like a baby and all of your worries, aches, pains and fears of dying were you lie, are lifted from you. Your soul is then released into the clouds and you float amongst the squirrels. And that is exactly what it feels like to eat with the Stoic Spork of destiny.

This suit imediatly increased my creeper satus three fold. Plus one of the only suits out there with the built in dumping flap. Great for layering or wear it by itself, like myself, to look super creepy while out shredding all the poser pansies on the hill/beach (your preference).

ps. Comando flap down is the only real way to creep in the creeper!

Been rockin wood ever since I purchaced this erotic ear candy!

BE WARNED NOT FOR ACTUAL DUMPING.

Dri Release is the bestest softest nicest coziest warmest cooliest lightest sickest radest greatest futurest neatest breathiest fashionest tastiest material ever, can never go wrong with it. plus the shirt has a freaken goat on it

sad i only got one: i miss the times when wearing two shirts at once was rad.

i ordered it thinking it was an awsome shirt supporting social networking it got to my house and it turns out its not supporting it at all :(

after riding for three years using those 3D glasses these are nice but now every thing just isn't quite the same i kinda miss being able to see in all three dementions. 2D is great don't get me wrong but having all three just adds that special something to every run that you can't get any other way.

Can’t GO wrong with these spantafarific duel beat machines, they blast out my polka-deathmetal better than any other sound device in existence. Plus the slim design and slightly purple chord attracts all the ladies, not to mention wildebeests, Lepracons and the elusive beluga whale. Warning beluga whales mate for life, avoid large body of water while adorning these ear slamping cranial contraption.