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Ranging from the outright hilarious to the downright bizarre, from the purely painful to the slightly creepy, customer reviews can be helpful or entertaining…and sometimes both at the same time.

by J.E.B. Admire

When winter’s over, the workday is dragging, there aren’t any World Cup games on, and we can’t be bothered to watch youtube for what seems like the millionth time, we like to check out new product and read reviews that customers, employees and reps have added to the site.

Here are some of our favorites:

Straight-up Funny

Ras Trent wants his tank back mon! Barry Gibb is such a hipster.
Man boob still isn’t cool, but we haven’t given up hope. "Obviously you’re not a golfer." –The Dude

Kind of Creepy

A good bf has all kinds of schemes… and apparently a collection of Brad Pitt soap figurines. Mahalo. Ahhh, the C cup; neither too much, nor too little, but just riiiight.
Easy Tiger… keep the hands where we can see them. We’re also in love with her. Backpack.

Surprisingly Helpful

Anytime someone says, ‘tits’, we’re pretty sure it’s a good thing. Lyman knows what’s up. The Beasties are the truth. So are poly/cotton tanks that look hot on the ladies.
Well, who doesn’t like fish tacos?! Say no more Shane! Airshades rule!

NC-17

Why not both?” Touché, kev3718093, touché. That makes two of us, if you know what we mean.
Did T-Pain write this review?

Awesome, Awesomer, Awesomest

Seriously though, leaving a review, photo, or video is not only easier than either of the Bush twins, but also super helpful for anyone out there shopping for the new heat. Plus we love checking out what everyone has to say about the goods, so keep up the quality work.