Welcome to Departmentofgoods.com

Credo

Full price is dead.

Say goodbye to the world of mega-retailers gorged on mediocre quality and bloated prices. Put an end to the days of digging through off-brands to find a passable skate deck, or braving lines of mullet-clad rascal-racers to purchase a janky headlamp.

Welcome to the new way. The Department of goods employs industry espionage and the unwillingness to settle for second-rate gear to give you the latest, lightest, and finest surf, skate, bike, and mountain equipment. You've discovered the promised land of premium gear, a virtual Everest of inventory from the best brands on the planet. Forget duct-taping your hardshell, selling a kidney for a new setup, or working three jobs to afford the freshest ride - you're dealing with The Department of Goods now.

With more variety than wolf tees at a truck stop and prices that would make your mom blush, the Department of Goods promises you'll never have to choose between gear and groceries again.